Famous last words:

week1

"NO YOU CAN NOT, STICK THAT IN MY NOSTRIL." -- MY SOON TO BE X GIRLFRIEND

week2

"I'm Going Shopping With My Friends" -- My X Girlfriend

week3

"Get your cock out of my sisters nose!"--Guess who?

week4

"Son, the best gift you can ever give a women is a dick, with a hundred dollar bill wrapped around it."

---Grandpa Jones---

week5

"Oh by the way I took your brother Jim out to dinner with that hundred dollars you gave me, and I fucked him."

---Grandma Jones---

week6

Hey Jim, your wife must really love boats. Cause every time she comes over to visit, she leaves with a mouth full of Sea-men.

---Next door neighbor---

Hey Neighbor, That reminds me....How is your wife and my Kids

----Jim----

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